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Artista:

Afroman

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Album:Desconocido
Cancion:

CRAZY RAP

 
Fecha Agregada:16/05/2010
Rating:Ningun voto     
Vistas:159
 
Letra:(wait a minute, man
hey, check this out, tell it
it was this blind man, right?
man, check
this out- it was this blind man, right?
he was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
right?
hey
he walked past this fish market, you know what i'm sayin'?
he stopped, he took a
deep breath, he said,
woooooo, good morning, ladies.
you like that shit, man? hey, man, i got
a gang of that shit, man.
i tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums,
everybody
just crowd around the mic, i'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes.
but first, i'ma start it
off like this
hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)
colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we
need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as the marijuana burns we
can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong,
sell tapes from here to hong kong.
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and
stems.
feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale, skatin' on dayton rims.
so roll, roll the
'83 cadillac coup de ville.
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, i bet my caddy will.
Well
it was just sundown in a small white town
they call it eastside palmdale.
when the afroman
walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
well, i was standin' on the corner
sellin' rap cds when i met a little girl named jan.
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didn't
know her daddy was the leader of the klu klux klan.
we fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo',
fucked so long, i grew a fuckin' afro.
then i fucked to the left, fucked to the right
she
sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
i thought to myself, sheba, sheba! got my ass lookin'
like a zebra!
i pulled on my clothes and i was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a
chevrolet.
i ran
i jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x
4.
oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
the mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
night.
but i ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy i ever had.
i got a
bag of weed and a bottle of wine
i'm a fuck that bitch just one more time.
Colt 45 and two zig
zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as
the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick
out the seeds and stems.
feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale, skatin' on dayton
rims.
so roll, roll the '83 cadillac coup de ville.
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, i
bet my caddy will.
I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair, but damn she looked
good.
i took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than
mine.
i met this lady from japan, never made love with an african.
i fucked her once, i fucked
her twice
i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
don't be amazed at the stories i tell
ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia.
had a big butt and big titties, too, so i hopped
in her ass like a kangaroo.
see, i met this lady from hawaii
stuck it in her ass, and she
said, aiiiiieeee!
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with hawaiian
punch.
met colonel sander's wife in the state of kentucky
she said, i'll fry some chicken if
you just fuck me.
i came in her mouth
it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs
and spices.
Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after
dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty
rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.
hey,
wait a minute man, check this out.
I met dolly parton in tennessee
her titties were filled
with hennesy.
that country music nearly drove me crazy, but i rode that ass and said, yes, miss
daisy!
met this lady in oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
met this lady in michigan; i can't
wait 'til i fuck that bitch again.
met a real black girl in south carolina; fucked her 'til she
turned into a white albino.
fucked this hooker in iowa
i fucked her on credit, so i owe
her.
fucked this girl, down in georgia; came in her mouth
man, i thought i told ya.
met
this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of mexico.
fine young thing, said her
name's maria
i wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla.
i wanna get married, but i can't
afford it
i know i'ma cry when she gets deported.
Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we
need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as the marijuana burns we
can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong,
sell tapes from here to hong kong.
Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the
pussy just ain't no good? (say what?)
and then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet,
plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her
so long to come (say what?)
then a dude walks in
that's her big boyfriend, and he asks you
where you from? (where you from, man?)
so you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (i don't
bang.), you start talkin' real fast.
but he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his wife, so he
starts beatin' on your ass.
now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard
but now it's soft
(whut?)
you thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta
go jack off.
Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after
dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
[fade out].
 
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Mas letras de canciones de Afroman

1.   I GOT HIGH
2.   CRAZY RAP
3.   THE AMERICAN DREAM
4.   HUSH
5.   CAUSE I GOT HIGH
6.   AFROMAN - BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
7.   COLT 45
8.   AFROMAN
9.   TALL CANS
10.   BECUSE I GOT HIGH